So savage, but so true
Person: What do you and your friends talk about online
He looks like a fleshlight
It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.
vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead
carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead
My counselor, talking about psychology: “Our frontal lobe is what separates us from monkeys.”
Me: “You mean the part that doesn’t work properly in my brain?”
My counselor: “Right.”
Me: “Right.”
So what you’re saying is, basically
self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders
there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
me reading this at 5am:
me, reading my own post at 5am:
2018 was the year of challenges & transformation
2019 will be the year of soulmates & turning your dreams into reality